What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.