What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout