What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella