What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon