What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.