What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

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What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.