What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

What do you call am alligator in a vest?

An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

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What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color?

Twerquoise

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.