What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.