What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.