How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.