Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

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What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee