Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you call an accurate dog?

Spot-on.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ?

Actor you my dear Alphonse !

Acl Jokes More Acl Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.