Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Acl Jokes More Acl Jokes

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.