What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What's your blud type bob?

Typo