What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !