Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena