Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?

With it's sparrowchute !

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!