Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.