Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers