Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a mollusk on a boat?

A snailor

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming