Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !