What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!