Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!