What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

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Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.