Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!