Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*