Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger