What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?

co-pper

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday?

He felt his presents.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader