What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What's Darth Vader's sister's name?

Elle Vader.

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What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader