What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

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What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.