What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

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What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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What makes a glow worm glow ?

A light meal !

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*