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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

What's worse than a talking parrot joke?

The Holocaust.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

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What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.