What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

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How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What did the Japanese stoner say?

Toke yo

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What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

Japanese Girl Jokes More Japanese Girl Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it