What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What sound does a bomb make before it goes off?

allahu ackbar!!

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake?

Bookkake

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Japanese Girl Jokes More Japanese Girl Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !