What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

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Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.