Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

America Jokes More America Jokes

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.