Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

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Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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Which is the worst career choice?

Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.