Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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Bite me.

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U and I.

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."