How do you spell "we" with two letters ...

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What do you call an Internet mystery?

An e-nigma.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

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What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What's the difference between being artistic and autistic?

Just one letter.

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

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How can you make a witch itch?

Take away her "W."

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive