How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

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How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue