Page Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

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Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page?

A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Where's the other one?

Page two is 19.99$"

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

Pages from *Reader's Digest*

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What do you call a stolen tamole?

A hot tamole

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

Deleted

What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted