Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

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Where's the other one?

Page two is 19.99$"

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.