What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free