What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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You suffer from pickled hearing!

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The Twin Towers.

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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To the river bank!

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella