What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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A roe model.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody