Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

River Bank Jokes More River Bank Jokes

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Deposit Jokes More Deposit Jokes

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest