Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Where do fish deposit their money?

River banks

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest