Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW