What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.