What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

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What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

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What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.