What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

V Jokes More V Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)