I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
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They might give you Hi-V back!
Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
They're not infallible
A: There are more ducks on that side.
There are more birds on that side.
It's because that side has more geese.
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V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
There's more geese on that side.
It's because there are more geese on that side.
Does Wagner begin with a "V"
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
They both have flies on them.
When you see he has no hands.
They'll tell you
Answer coming Fall 2017.
Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.
Both can't take down anything.
Because she refused to make a sandwich
They have more birds on that side. #scienceded
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
Not Z.
To the boo-ty parlour.
Because all the other days are week days.
To keep geese from speeding!