What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

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What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible