What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose

Previous Random Joke Next

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

V Jokes More V Jokes

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)