What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.