What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What do you call it when batman plays hooky from church?

Christian Bale

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What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

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Alone

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Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

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Crock o'Dial.

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Mick e-mouse.

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Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...