What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.