What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Mick Jokes More Mick Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Irish Guy Jokes More Irish Guy Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan