A six-pack and a potato
Because seven ate nine.
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
Is dark. Bulb is potato.
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
Happy halloweenie
Paddy O'Furniture
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
A six pack and a potato