Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
sometimes i get the joke.
Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
Google, like everybody does.
They both die if you chop them
Their miscarriage
Her dead baby.
Because there are eyes everywhere!
Spudnik
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
A leperd
He had a very esteemed colleague.
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
