What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.