What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a .

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.