What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Peal Jokes More Peal Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.