What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

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What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

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Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.