Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond