What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.