What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.