Public Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

What starts with r and ends with d?

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Public Toilet Jokes More Public Toilet Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums

P Jokes More P Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many dead memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Pizza Place Jokes More Pizza Place Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.