Public Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

What lottery did the broom win?

The sweepstakes.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

What is your Problem?

Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

When Shall We Meet Again ?

by Miles Apart

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.