Public Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

America Jokes More America Jokes

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.