What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.