What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

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What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

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What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality