What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality