What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.