What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

Contraception Jokes More Contraception Jokes

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.