What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.