What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!