What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!