Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.