How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

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What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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What starts with r and ends with d?

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.