How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

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What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.