What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!