What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.