What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu