What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

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What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird