Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

they are both 8........

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.