What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

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Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

When is it ok to snipe police officers?

As Dallast resort.

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Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill