What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Receipt Jokes More Receipt Jokes

Why did Cher go nuclear when the shopkeeper didn't give her the receipt?

Cher-No-Bill

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"