Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

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Why did the idiot stare at a carton of orange juice?

It said 'concentrate' on it

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

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What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.